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Baby Shaving

Dell Atlas — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:05:51 +0000

What is stropping or honing in terms of shaving? And why is that baby wearing a bonnet? It’s still funny anyway.

Helpful Tapeworms

Dell Atlas — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:03:36 +0000

Wow. Just… wow.

Punch Me!

Dell Atlas — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 18:58:49 +0000

Maybe it’s just me, but shouldn’t the child be hitting the Joker or some other villain instead of his idol? That kid’s going to make a great bad guy some day.

Pink Panties

Dell Atlas — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:55:21 +0000

The higher the pants go above your belly button, the better. I can’t believe this used to be attractive.

Epris Fragrance

Dell Atlas — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:47:09 +0000

I don’t understand your riddles!

Joan Davis and Swans?

Dell Atlas — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:42:11 +0000

“My Joanie! Your cheeks are as soft as a swan baby’s.” Who wrote for these ads?

Creepy Costumes

Dell Atlas — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:39:33 +0000

Big Bird looks angry… very angry.

1956 Blue Bird

Dell Atlas — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:37:22 +0000

Sorry for the second bus ad in a row, but I couldn’t help asking: who is in the market for a bus?

Carpenter Premier

Dell Atlas — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:34:16 +0000

She’s too excited to go to school, but I would be more excited too if I only had to carry three books instead of 40 pounds worth of them.

“It’s SUPERMAN!”

Dell Atlas — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 18:30:34 +0000

Since when did Batman and Superman start wearing dress shoes in costume?