Princess Leia, how did you get in a Sears ad?
Luckies
30 Sep
Now with extra ash to smudge onto your cheeks! Cigarettes sure do have a reputation for being clean, fresh, and smooth. This way, when you have cancer from these cigarettes, it won’t hurt as much.
Global Smoking
27 Sep
Talk about peer pressure. If you don’t do it, you’ll be the only person in the whole world who doesn’t.
Scientific Smoking
24 Sep
It’s hard to argue against the report from “a well -known research organization,” but just how can smoking be cool? Also, it’s not everyday you see someone using a microscope and holding a cigarette at the same time. Like there’s anything to examine in a cigarette under a microscope.
Viceroys
15 Sep
Did he just say that? Really? It’s a bold angle, that’s for sure. Well at least they’re filtered, so you’ll die at 40 instead of 35. Thanks, Doc.
Polaroid Sunglasses
12 Sep
Sunglasses you can take pictures with? Sign me up! I think the people in the ad haven’t realized they’re supposed to take the tags off, though.
Just Chillin in Lingerie
6 Sep
I’m pretty sure the woman with the blue pinstripe pajamas is an inmate that escaped from prison.





