Why is the title of the ad about bad breath and then the article is about flatulence? I like how they try to use big words to make it seem like a cure-all. Again, read the whole thing to get full effect.
This one is definitely worth reading.
“The atmosphere is so French?” That’s certainly a blunt way to put it. Maybe the restaurant wasn’t that great if the most important reason you liked the restaurant was because your dad owned it. What about the rest of us?
Who doesn’t love a nice Bovril ride in the middle of the ocean while in your pajamas?
Zing! Sorry car owners, but you just got schooled.
I’m sure the scotch is the first thing everyone is looking at. Apparently, drinking it gets you three attractive women.
Barbie trying to look all sexy with her cocked hips and full, pouty lips. Wait a second, Barbie’s not a redhead.
America’s favorite cigarette and yet it’s being used on the moon. It’s just a little contradictory.
“So refreshing”
I wonder if they’ve stopped making peppermint Pez because I’ve never heard of it. At least this guy’s enjoying it because he’s red hot.
